The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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