Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sext me about skeletons
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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