I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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