it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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