i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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