Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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