wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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