omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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