Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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