I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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