why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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