Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My life is pants optional.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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