Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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