Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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