you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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