I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
