the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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