What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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