She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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