Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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