ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I had to cum in my sink.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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