Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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