if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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