just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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