Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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