He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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