At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sorry my hands just texted you
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
