Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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