no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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