do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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