How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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