Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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