I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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