How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I forget how to act sober
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