dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I have post one night stand depression
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