he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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