I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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