You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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