scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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