I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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