So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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