You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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