we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Randomize
