i dont even know how to be here
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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