i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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