Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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