Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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