no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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