I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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