She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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