if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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