I wish I only lived at night.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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