i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
