Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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