the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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