Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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