no, he came in my armpit
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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