ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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