Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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